“Maintainer Humor Comment Action Ribbon” Bumper Sticker – Awarded for Outstanding Comment Section Valor
Earned not issued. The “Maintainer Humor Comment Action Ribbon” bumper sticker is for the brave few who dove into the Facebook trenches of Maintainer Humor and came out decorated. Whether your comment dropped jaws, triggered a chain of tag replies, or had someone snorting jet fuel through their nose—this is your unofficial official recognition.
This hilarious sticker features a mock military-style ribbon with three devices: a hand grasping a wrench, proudly displayed across colorful campaign stripes. It’s the only ribbon in the maintainer world awarded for sarcasm, savage wit, and strategic roasts in the comment section.
Perfect for:
Laptop cases, hangar lockers, or your toolbox shrine of shame
A morale patch’s sarcastic cousin
Showing you’ve got both aircraft knowledge and meme-grade snark
Sticker Specs:
Size: Approx. 3" x 15"
Durable vinyl, weather-resistant and UV-protected
Strong adhesive yet removable without residue
Printed in high resolution to show off the ribbon detail and wrench devices
Whether you’re a civilian A&P, military wrench-bender, or retired knuckle dragger, this sticker is your wearable meme medal. Slap it on and let the world know you didn’t just scroll—you served in the comment section with distinction.
From the creators of Maintainer Humor – veteran-owned and operated.
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.