AMXS “You Can Bonus, But You Don’t Own Us” T-Shirt – USAF Humor Edition
Tri-Blend shirt
Product Description:
Bonuses might get tossed around like safety briefs before a three-day weekend, but in the AMXS, pride runs deeper than a well-worn socket.
This hilarious and bold T-shirt was made for every USAF Aircraft Maintenance Squadron troop who's ever side-eyed a bonus memo and thought, “Yeah… but I’m still doing all the work.” With “AMXS” printed loud and proud and the no-nonsense phrase “You Can Bonus, But You Don’t Own Us!” slapped across the back, this shirt is pure maintainers’ morale gold. And some in the know people will understand the intended play on words for "bonus". (Say it out loud and put a pause between the syllables)
Whether you're turning wrenches, chasing Redballs, or just surviving another endless phase inspection, this tee says what every crew chief is thinking—with just the right amount of sarcasm.
Features:
Premium tri-blend that holds up to long shifts and short tempers
Front badge design featuring the AMXS logo (perfect for the flightline and Friday pizza runs)
Back print that gets chuckles in the breakroom and nods in the Expediter truck
Designed by veterans who’ve been there, bonus offer in hand and skepticism in heart
Makes a great gift for active-duty maintainers, retirees, or anyone who's ever worn coveralls and counted safety wire twists in their sleep
Fit: True to size. Not too tight—because we all know AMXS does the heavy lifting.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!