Stickers

"I Survived the Trump Recession" Sticker – April 7–9, 2025 Never Forget It was brutal. Three whole days of economic chaos. Markets dipped. Twitter raged. Crypto influencers cried. Celebrate your heroic endurance through the blink-and-you-missed-it Trump Recession of April 7–9, 2025 with this premium vinyl sticker. Whether you stocked up on canned beans, checked your 401(k) 12 times an hour, or just nervously refreshed the news, you earned this. Sticker Specs: 3' x 3" Durable, weather-resistant vinyl Perfect size for laptops, water bottles, and economic trauma journals Matte finish for maximum seriousness Slap one on and let the world know: You were there. You survived. And now you have a sticker to prove it. These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers. • High opacity film that’s impossible to see through • Fast and easy bubble-free application • Durable vinyl • 95µ density Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

“That’s the Hill You Chose?” Sticker – 3×3” Vinyl Morale Meme Deploy some dark humor straight to your gear with this 3” x 3” high-quality vinyl sticker featuring a now-infamous image of a Navy officer mid-theft on the chain of command board—complete with a suspicious glance and the framed photo of a certain president. She is also removing the official photo of the Secretary of Defense. Captioned with “MILITARY EQUIVALENT OF VANDALIZING TESLAS — THAT’S THE HILL YOU CHOSE?” this sticker hits like a perfectly timed safety brief joke. ✅ Durable weatherproof vinyl ✅ Perfect for laptops, water bottles, pelican cases, lockers, or squadron coffee messes ✅ Morale-boosting (or morale-questioning?) ✅ Veteran-owned design by Custom Flag Nation. Looking for something bold, hilarious, and unreasonably specific to include in your next care package or desk shenanigans? This is your hill. Plant the flag. These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers. • High opacity film that’s impossible to see through • Fast and easy bubble-free application • Durable vinyl • 95µ density Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

A-10 Warthog on Maryland Flag Sticker – Durable Vinyl Military Aviation Decal Show your love for the legendary A-10 Warthog and your Maryland pride with this bold, high-quality sticker. Featuring the iconic “Warthog” aircraft set against the striking Maryland state flag, this design captures both heritage and aviation power in a way that stands out anywhere you place it. Crafted from durable, high-opacity adhesive vinyl, this sticker is built to last. The premium material ensures that your design is impossible to see through, making it perfect for regular use—or for covering up old stickers or paint. Thanks to the fast, bubble-free application, you’ll enjoy a clean, professional look every time. Features: High-opacity film that blocks visibility through the sticker Bubble-free application for a smooth, professional finish Durable vinyl construction designed to hold up under daily use 95µ density for thickness and quality feel Whether you’re customizing your laptop, water bottle, tool box, or adding flair to your flightline gear, this sticker is perfect for aviation fans, veterans, and anyone who loves the A-10 “Warthog.” As a veteran-owned business, we take pride in producing designs that honor service and history. Looking for something unique and meaningful to send to your deployed military member? These make great deployment gifts to receive downrange in their care packages from home. ⚠️ Application Tip: Be… Read More »A-10 Warthog Maryland Flag Sticker

“Maintainer Humor Superstupendous Comment Action Ribbon” Bumper Sticker – For the Elite Few Who Dropped Gold in the Comments Not all heroes wear coveralls—some just leave Superstupendous comments on the Maintainer Humor Facebook page. Introducing the “Maintainer Humor Superstupendous Comment Action Ribbon” bumper sticker, a glorious decoration for those who went above and beyond in the digital trenches with a comment so sharp, so hilarious, or so on-point it deserved a round of beers. This eye-catching sticker features a colorful military-style ribbon backdrop with a cartoon veteran raising a cold beer in salute—because when you hit that perfect punchline or make the whole comment section laugh, you’ve earned more than just likes. You’ve earned legend status. Ideal For: Hangar jokesters, maintenance warriors, and digital wisecrackers Toolboxes, laptops, tailgates, or the door of your office (or port-a-john) Proud recipients of Facebook glory and comment-based honor Product Specs: Size: Approximately 3" x 15" Weather-resistant, high-quality vinyl UV-coated for fade protection (because hangar parking is brutal) Easy to apply, easy to remove, long-lasting wherever you slap it Let this bumper sticker serve as your wearable meme medal of distinction. If you’ve ever been told “comment of the day” or tagged by five buddies under your own joke—this one's for you. From the Maintainer Humor Facebook page. Designed by maintainers, for maintainers. Veteran-owned and… Read More »Maintainer Humor Superstupendous Comment Action Ribbon Bumper Sticker

“Maintainer Humor Comment Action Ribbon” Bumper Sticker – Awarded for Outstanding Comment Section Valor Earned not issued. The “Maintainer Humor Comment Action Ribbon” bumper sticker is for the brave few who dove into the Facebook trenches of Maintainer Humor and came out decorated. Whether your comment dropped jaws, triggered a chain of tag replies, or had someone snorting jet fuel through their nose—this is your unofficial official recognition. This hilarious sticker features a mock military-style ribbon with three devices: a hand grasping a wrench, proudly displayed across colorful campaign stripes. It’s the only ribbon in the maintainer world awarded for sarcasm, savage wit, and strategic roasts in the comment section. Perfect for: Laptop cases, hangar lockers, or your toolbox shrine of shame A morale patch’s sarcastic cousin Showing you’ve got both aircraft knowledge and meme-grade snark Sticker Specs: Size: Approx. 3" x 15" Durable vinyl, weather-resistant and UV-protected Strong adhesive yet removable without residue Printed in high resolution to show off the ribbon detail and wrench devices Whether you’re a civilian A&P, military wrench-bender, or retired knuckle dragger, this sticker is your wearable meme medal. Slap it on and let the world know you didn’t just scroll—you served in the comment section with distinction. From the creators of Maintainer Humor – veteran-owned and operated. These stickers are printed on durable,… Read More »Maintainer Humor Comment Action Ribbon Bumper Sticker

“Maintainer Humor Mocked Me” Bumper Sticker – For Those Who’ve Been Roasted and Lived to Laugh About It Ever been the subject of a savage meme or a brutal one-liner from Maintainer Humor? Wear that emotional damage with pride. Our “Maintainer Humor Mocked Me” bumper sticker is a battle badge for every wrench-turner who’s taken the hits in stride—civilian or military. This sticker is straight from the hilarious and hard-hitting Facebook page Maintainer Humor, known for dishing out brutal truth, hangar-side sarcasm, and the kind of inside jokes only real aircraft mechanics get. If you've ever been called out for safety wiring backward, chasing the flight line gremlin, or forgetting your TO number in front of a crusty old master sergeant, this one’s for you. Perfect for: Toolbox lids, hangar walls, or your beat-up old pickup. A morale boost (or roast) among fellow maintainers. A subtle warning to others: you’ve seen things. Details: Size: Approx. 3" x 15" Durable, weatherproof vinyl for indoor or outdoor use Strong adhesive backing but easy to remove when needed Fade-resistant inks that hold up to sun and jet blast This sticker is more than a laugh—it’s a salute to the greasy-fingered, sleep-deprived legends who keep aircraft flying and the memes rolling. Whether you’re active duty, a contractor, a retired crew chief, or just in… Read More »Maintainer Humor Mocked Me Bumper Sticker