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Maintainer Humor Stainless Steel Water Bottle Maintainer Humor Water Bottle | Aviation Maintenance Inspired Drinkware Stay hydrated with this aviation-themed water bottle designed for aircraft maintainers. Featuring a humorous design that every "knuckle-dragger" can appreciate, this durable bottle is perfect for long shifts on the flight line. Made from high-quality, BPA-free materials, it keeps your drinks at the perfect temperature while showing off your pride in aircraft maintenance. The good people at Maintainer Humor know what fuels mechanics and maintainers. Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying. • Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation • Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw • 32 oz. (950 ml) • Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm) • Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm) • Glossy finish • Rotating handle • Comes with an anti-slip patch Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

Congrats on the Promotion – 1.9 GPA CCAF Mug A Morale-Boosting Mug with Brutal Accuracy So they made rank—whether they earned it or just managed to not get caught, it doesn’t matter now. Celebrate their "hard work" with a mug that says what everyone else is too polite to admit: “Congrats on the promotion! Guess the 1.9 GPA CCAF didn’t hurt…” Featuring the iconic USAF wing emblem on a classic white ceramic base, this mug pops with blue inside and a matching blue handle—just enough professionalism to disguise the punchline until it’s too late. Perfect for NCOs, SNCOs, or butterbars who somehow made the cut, this is the ultimate tongue-in-cheek promotion gift. Product Highlights: USAF wing emblem + hilarious CCAF jab Dishwasher and microwave safe Glossy, durable finish Designed and printed in the USA by a veteran-owned business Great for promotion parties, squadron shenanigans, or passive-aggressively placed in a commander’s office. Whether it’s a genuine laugh or a deeply uncomfortable one, this mug always delivers. Looking for something unique and meaningful to send to your deployed military member? These make great deployment gifts to receive downrange in their care packages from home. • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter • Lead and BPA-free material • Colored rim, inside, and handle… Read More »USAF Funny Promotion Mug

Congrats on Your PCS – USAF Wing Emblem Mug A Hilariously Honest Farewell Gift for the Departing Airman Sending someone off to their next duty station? Give them a proper military goodbye—with just the right dose of sarcasm. Our “Congrats on your PCS! Maybe your replacement will do a better job…” mug says what everyone’s thinking, but with a smile. Featuring the official-style USAF wing emblem printed front and center, and on both sides, this high-quality ceramic coffee mug is the perfect mix of respect, realism, and ruthless humor. Whether it's gifted at a going-away lunch, tossed into a deployment care package, or left mysteriously on someone’s desk the morning of their out-processing, it’s sure to get a laugh. USAF emblem + snarky farewell message Designed and printed in the USA by a veteran-owned business This makes a great gift for your favorite Airman, NCO, SNCO, or officer—especially if you're still salty about being voluntold to cover their extra duties. Also a great addition to any morale shelf, office cubicle, or doom-and-gloom coffee corner. Looking for something unique and meaningful to send to your deployed military member? These make great deployment gifts to receive downrange in their care packages from home. • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter • 15… Read More »USAF Funny PCS Mug

Blue Falcon Coffee Mug – For That One “Special” Teammate A Hilarious Reminder That Not All Wingmen Have Your Back Every squadron’s got one—the Blue Falcon. You know, the one who "accidentally" CCs leadership, volunteers you for extra duty, or reminds the shirt about that one thing you were totally going to take care of. Celebrate their unique contributions to morale with this brutally honest and fully caffeinated tribute: the Blue Falcon Coffee Mug. This ceramic masterpiece features our Blue Falcon "Death From Within" image proudly displayed. The design is printed on a classic white mug with a bold blue interior and handle, making it perfect for sipping coffee while wondering why you didn’t just take leave that day. Product Specs: 11 oz ceramic mug with blue interior and handle USAF wing emblem + bold “Blue Falcon” label Microwave and dishwasher safe Glossy finish, high-res printing Designed and printed in the USA by a veteran-owned business Whether you're giving it as a gag gift, leaving it anonymously in the office kitchen, or using it to warn others—it’s the ultimate blend of humor and hard truths. Ideal for those who’ve “helped” just a little too much. Looking for something unique and meaningful to send to your deployed military member? These make great deployment gifts to receive downrange in their care packages… Read More »Blue Falcon Mug

Congrats on Reaching ETS – “What Was Your Name Again?” Mug A Farewell Gift That’s Equal Parts Respect and Roast They’ve finally hit that sweet, sweet ETS date—and you’re totally going to miss them… once you remember who they were. Say goodbye with a healthy mix of sincerity and sarcasm with this brutally honest farewell mug: “Congrats on reaching ETS! Your accomplishments are irreplaceable! What was your name again?” Featuring the iconic USAF wing emblem on a crisp white ceramic mug, this design includes a bold blue interior and handle for added style and contrast. Whether they were a squadron legend or just the quiet one in the corner who never turned in their gear on time, this mug sends them off with a smile—and maybe a little side-eye. Product Features: 11 oz ceramic mug with colored interior and handle USAF wing emblem with sarcastic farewell message Microwave and dishwasher safe Glossy finish, long-lasting print Designed and printed in the USA by a veteran-owned business Perfect for terminal Airmen, squadron pranksters, or that one coworker whose name you always had to look up on the recall roster. Great as a farewell party gift or tossed in with that last-minute shadow box. Looking for something unique and meaningful to send to your deployed military member? These make great deployment gifts to… Read More »USAF Funny Separation Mug

Start your day with a strike of power using the B-2 Dropping GBU-57 509th Bomb Group Black Coffee Mug. Featuring bold artwork of the legendary B-2 Spirit releasing the GBU-57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator, this mug is a tribute to America’s most formidable stealth bomber and the historic 509th Bomb Group. From the Manhattan Project to today’s cutting-edge global strike missions, the 509th carries a legacy of precision and dominance—and now you can showcase that history with every sip. Available in both 11 oz and 15 oz sizes, these mugs are crafted from durable black ceramic with a high-gloss finish that makes the detailed design stand out. Perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon pick-me-up, or late-night mission planning, this mug combines style with everyday functionality. The full-color print is long-lasting and resistant to fading, ensuring the B-2’s power remains front and center for years to come. Looking for something unique and meaningful to send to your deployed military member? These make great deployment gifts to receive downrange in their care packages from home. As a veteran-owned business, we are proud to honor the heritage and ongoing mission of the United States Air Force through our products. Key Features: Choice of 11 oz or 15 oz black ceramic mug High-gloss finish with vibrant full-color design Features the B-2 Spirit dropping the GBU-57… Read More »B-2 Dropping GBU-57 509th Bomb Group Black Coffee Mug